13 Signs You Might Be the ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ - Part 3

13 Signs You Might Be the ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Lists

11. He Doesn’t Love You Yet, but You Make Sure His Mom Loves You Now

What better way to get to a man than by becoming BFF’s with his mom, dad, or siblings? It’s a win-win when your guy’s family loves you so much that they constantly whisper in his ear that he should break up with his bitchy girlfriend to be with you! You’ve done it. Admit it.

12. You Worry About STD’s from Random Strangers You Meet on Tinder

Random hookups are a MUST! Just make sure that Mr. (or Mrs.) Random has been tested for every STD known to man, and then waited the appropriate amount of time before getting tested AGAIN, and then just to be safe, have that rando wear 2 condoms, just for your own peace of mind, because you just can’t trust a stranger you met on Tinder.

13. You Wonder What Your Life Would be Like as a Musical

It’s safe to say that everyone has had those moments when a song starts playing in our heads. When you’ve had the perfect kiss and “Kiss Me” starts playing. Or when you hum “The Final Countdown” as you face those last 10 minutes of work or school. Or when you’re mad as hell about something and wish you could just punch a wall and sing, “We’re Not Gonna Take It Anymore.” Sometimes it’s fun to imagine what life would be like if we actually burst into song, like Rebecca and her friends do. Maybe we should try singing out loud once in a while.

On second thought, nah! That’d be crazy.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend airs Mondays at 8/7c on The CW.

Christine is guilty of watching Hart of Dixie more times than the average human will in their lifetime. She's the host of Long Live the Hart: A Hart of Dixie Podcast (available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!) as well as co-host on The Shipping Room, a podcast devoted to television's greatest relationships. You can find some of her older television reviews at TV Fanatic and IGN. Christine eagerly anticipates every cheesy holiday movie that networks can throw at her, and current favorite shows include The Good Place, The Resident, Shark Tank, and All Rise.