13 Signs You Might Be the ‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’
6. You Just Don’t Care How You Look in the Grocery Store, Mostly
You’re running in to get a few essentials; why dress up? We’re all buying food that we’re going to consume, digest, and then expel later. Why put on a bra for that? Your logic makes total sense… until you run into someone you know and you realize that you look awful, you’re not wearing a bra, and dammit, why didn’t you check Facebook to see if that person put a status up about needing to fill their fridge before you left the house?!
7. You Ignore Your Mother’s Calls Like the Plague
It’s not that you don’t love your mom because we know that you do. You just don’t feel the need to update her on everything you do, every day of the week, all the time, always and forever. We get that, Rebecca. We’re totally on your side.
8. When You’re Desperate Enough, You’ll Drink Anything
You need a drink, but your pen exploded in the pen cup you JUST poured your hooch into. WWRD (What Would Rebecca Do?) The same as you and me, friend. Just drink it up, blue and all. The alcohol will kill any bad stuff from the ink anyway…right?
9. You’ve Got Dem Heavy Boobs
Sure, you love and appreciate every curve of your voluptuous body. And yeah, you COULD take someone’s eye out with the swing of a nipple. But carrying around huge sacks of yellow fat all day gets to be a bit much.
10. You Ignore Mr. Right
Yeah, he’s charming, handsome, kind, he smells really good, and he’s super nice to you. But you know what he’s not? The guy that you actually want to be with, who doesn’t notice that you exist. But eventually, he’s going to notice! (I mean, you show up everywhere that he goes.) You don’t want to have to break Mr. Right’s heart when Mr. Righter finally acknowledges that you exist, right?
Christine Laskodi
Christine is guilty of watching Hart of Dixie more times than the average human will in their lifetime. She's the host of Long Live the Hart: A Hart of Dixie Podcast (available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!) as well as co-host on The Shipping Room, a podcast devoted to television's greatest relationships. You can find some of her older television reviews at TV Fanatic and IGN. Christine eagerly anticipates every cheesy holiday movie that networks can throw at her, and current favorite shows include The Good Place, The Resident, Shark Tank, and All Rise.