If cannibals haven’t been creepy enough and pirates not random enough, Criminal Minds goes directly for our nightmares with Season 13 Episode 17, “The Capilanos.”

Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 16, “Last Gasp,” seems determined to make me want to tear out my hair — at least until the final minutes.

The BAU rages and rallies against a crisis that may be much bigger than they realize on Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 15, “Annihilator.”

It’s bad news all around as the past comes back to haunt Emily and the team on Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 14, “Miasma”

Don’t be misled by team bonding and geniuses solving puzzles — Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 13, “Cure,” ends with a jarring revelation and a lot of questions.

It seems zombies and pirates aren’t enough for this season. Now, we have werewolves as well. Let’s check in on Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 12, “Bad Moon on the Rise.”

Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 11, “Full-Tilt Boogie,” essentially gives us two episodes in one. Unfortunately, neither has anything to do with disco dancing.

On Criminal Minds Season 13 Episode 10, we get people being drowned while tied to bricks and a man who pours bleach in his eye. And that’s just the first five minutes.